Movie Review: I'm Not There
Director Haynes performs a cosmic Pop Art miracle by disappearing up two assholes at once: His own and Bob Dylan's, and shits out a pastiche of Persona, 8 & 1/2, and who knows what else.
Somewhere there's a universe where "celebrity" doesn't matter, and where harmonicas don't exist... I call it Heaven.
I liked the sequel to this film better - you know, the one where Dylan is played by a dozen different Victoria's Secret models.
And yet, it made me cry - WTF? 3/10